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thiscosmicobscurity: His pledge to her: i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you. I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect. Zoom

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

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His face afterwards…

His face afterwards…

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malicemidnight:

milesjai:

juhnelle:

cptskeletor:

What It’s Like to be Black

nailed it.

omfg

IM DONE.

yeah that’s about right

I have that alarm clock…

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Haircut (at Subway) Zoom

Haircut (at Subway)

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That’d put me in a pretty bad mood too…

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Zoom

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D12 making his free throws?! #LakersOTwin #perfectbdaypresent (at STAPLES Center) Zoom

D12 making his free throws?!
#LakersOTwin #perfectbdaypresent (at STAPLES Center)

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These photos are wayyy past due… #ohmahgerr #nursesharks Zoom

These photos are wayyy past due…
#ohmahgerr #nursesharks

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flannelliephant:

godreallyhatesfags:

ermizhad:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

This was better than some superbowl commercials

1:07 was my fav

This has appeared on my dash so many times and I never bothered to watch it 

oh my god

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The University of Suli Breaks: "I WILL NOT LET AN EXAM RESULT DECIDE MY FATE" WORDS

universityofsulibreaks:

Right now there is a kid finishing parents evening in a heated discussion with his mother
Saying why does he have subject subjects he will never ever use in his life
And she will look at him blank eyed, stifle a sigh think for a second And then lie
She will say something along the lines of,...

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